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Monday, April 4, 2011

Bad Beat #9 - Welcome to April!

Nothing like a good 'ole fashioned one outter to kick start the month!  I wish this were an April Fool's prank.

Bodog $0.25/$0.50 No Limit Hold'em - 9 players
The Hand History Converter

Hero (UTG): $50.00
UTG+1: $48.50
UTG+2: $73.78
MP1: $47.00
MP2: $47.50
CO: $77.50
BTN: $58.32
SB: $33.38
BB: $30.40

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is UTG with Ad 3d
Hero calls $0.50, 5 folds, BTN raises to $2.25, 1 fold, BB calls $1.75, Hero calls $1.75

Flop: ($7.00) 7d Qd 9s (3 players)
BB checks, Hero checks, BTN bets $7.00, BB folds, Hero calls $7

Turn: ($21.00) As (2 players)
Hero checks, BTN bets $11.00, Hero raises to $40.75 all in, BTN calls $29.75

River: ($102.50) Ks (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $102.50
Hero shows Ad 3d
BTN shows Kc Kh
BTN wins $99.50
(Rake: $3.00)

He didn't even realize that he hit a one-outter, thinking it was a 2 outter.

1 comment:

  1. Ouch. One outer on the river, doesn't get much worse than that.