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Tuesday, September 28, 2010

Bad beat #5 - Hammer time

More of an LOL than anything else...  beaten by THE HAMMER!

Full Tilt Poker $6 + $0.50 No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t120/t240 Blinds - 3 players
The Official DeucesCracked.com Hand History Converter

BB: t4010         16.71 BBs
Hero (BTN): t2670         11.12 BBs
SB: t2320         9.67 BBs

Pre Flop: (t360) Hero is BTN with 3h 3d
Hero raises to t2670 all in, 1 fold, BB calls t2430

Flop: (t5460) 7c 9s 5s

Turn: (t5460) Jc

River: (t5460) Th

Final Pot: t5460
BB shows 2h 7h (a pair of Sevens)
Hero shows 3h 3d (a pair of Threes)
BB wins t5460

Wednesday, September 8, 2010

Bad beat #4 - Set over set turns quads

This was a hand I watched unfold...  Poor guy didn't even know what hit him, though he's fortunate that they're both very short stacked.  Gotta love donkeys short stackers - it's like watching two midgets fight it out!

Full Tilt Poker $0.50/$1 No Limit Hold'em - 9 players
The Official DeucesCracked.com Hand History Converter

BTN: $102.10
Hero (SB): $116.10
BB: $119.50
UTG: $28.35
UTG+1: $80.60
UTG+2: $100.00
MP1: $102.35
MP2: $35.00
CO: $158.15

Pre Flop: ($1.50) Hero is SB with Kh 3d
UTG raises to $2, 3 folds, MP2 raises to $6, 4 folds, UTG calls $4

Flop: ($13.50) Ac 8c Jd (2 players)
UTG bets $3, MP2 raises to $12, UTG calls $9

Turn: ($37.50) 7s (2 players)
UTG bets $6, MP2 raises to $17 all in, UTG calls $4.35 all in

River: ($58.20) Js (2 players - 2 are all in) - BING!

Final Pot: $58.20
UTG shows Ah As (a full house, Aces full of Jacks) - OUCH!
MP2 shows Jc Jh (four of a kind, Jacks)
MP2 wins $55.30
(Rake: $2.90)