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Wednesday, January 5, 2011

Bad beat - If you're going to short stack on me then...

Take this bad beat:

Full Tilt Poker $0.25/$0.50 No Limit Hold'em - 9 players
The DeucesCracked.com Hand History Converter

SB: $122.55
BB: $54.90
UTG: $50.00
Hero (UTG+1): $50.90
UTG+2: $59.05
MP1: $96.05
MP2: $118.15
CO: $10.35
BTN: $55.95

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is UTG+1 with 2h 2c
1 fold, Hero raises to $1.25, 3 folds, CO calls $1.25, 2 folds, BB calls $0.75

Flop: ($4.00) Jh 6s 2s (3 players)
BB checks, Hero requests TIME, Hero bets $2.25, CO raises to $9.10 all in, BB folds, Hero calls $6.85

Turn: ($22.20) Th (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: ($22.20) 2d (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $22.20
Hero shows 2h 2c (four of a kind, Twos)
CO shows 6d 6c (a full house, Sixes full of Twos)
Hero wins $21.10
(Rake: $1.10)