Bad Beat #9 - Welcome to April!

Nothing like a good 'ole fashioned one outter to kick start the month!  I wish this were an April Fool's prank.

Bodog $0.25/$0.50 No Limit Hold'em - 9 players
The DeucesCracked.com Hand History Converter

Hero (UTG): $50.00
UTG+1: $48.50
UTG+2: $73.78
MP1: $47.00
MP2: $47.50
CO: $77.50
BTN: $58.32
SB: $33.38
BB: $30.40

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is UTG with Ad 3d
Hero calls $0.50, 5 folds, BTN raises to $2.25, 1 fold, BB calls $1.75, Hero calls $1.75

Flop: ($7.00) 7d Qd 9s (3 players)
BB checks, Hero checks, BTN bets $7.00, BB folds, Hero calls $7

Turn: ($21.00) As (2 players)
Hero checks, BTN bets $11.00, Hero raises to $40.75 all in, BTN calls $29.75

River: ($102.50) Ks (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $102.50
Hero shows Ad 3d
BTN shows Kc Kh
BTN wins $99.50
(Rake: $3.00)

He didn't even realize that he hit a one-outter, thinking it was a 2 outter.

Bad Beat #8 - DQB on the river

Bodog $0.25/$0.50 No Limit Hold'em - 7 players
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Hero (BTN): $118.76
SB: $45.06
BB: $51.92
UTG: $53.40
UTG+1: $27.84
MP: $48.69
CO: $23.05

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is BTN with 6d 6h
UTG raises to $1.75, 2 folds, CO calls $1.75, Hero calls $1.75, 1 fold, BB calls $1.25

Flop: ($7.25) 5h 6s 5d (4 players)
BB checks, UTG checks, CO bets $1.50, Hero calls $1.50, BB raises to $13.25, UTG folds, CO folds, Hero calls $11.75
I try to get crafty by flatting the nuts twice, but CO & UTG fold.

Turn: ($35.25) Jh (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $15.00, BB raises to $30.00, Hero raises to $45.00, BB calls $6.92 all in
Time to get it in.

River: ($109.09) 6c (2 players - 1 is all in)
And I hit my 1 outter.

Final Pot: $109.09
Hero shows 6d 6h
BB shows Jd Js
Hero wins $106.09
(Rake: $3.00)

A pretty bad beat... AA vs. AK leads to a chop:

Not me directly, thought it cost me $1.  This totally sucks though - you get the ideal situation (AA vs. AK, not even AA vs. a pocket pair...  there's less equity here), and you still don't win the hand:

Full Tilt Poker $0.25/$0.50 No Limit Hold'em - 9 players
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Hero (MP1): $52.95
MP2: $83.20
CO: $21.45
BTN: $20.00
SB: $18.15
BB: $44.80
UTG: $86.90
UTG+1: $46.50
UTG+2: $83.75

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is MP1 with Qd Kh
1 fold, UTG+1 raises to $1, 1 fold, Hero calls $1, 2 folds, BTN raises to $4.75, 2 folds, UTG+1 raises to $16, 1 fold, BTN raises to $20 all in, UTG+1 calls $4

Flop: ($41.75) 2c 2h 2d (2 players - 1 is all in)

Turn: ($41.75) 2s (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: ($41.75) 7s (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $41.75
BTN shows Ad Kd (four of a kind, Twos)
UTG+1 shows Ah As (four of a kind, Twos)
UTG+1 wins $19.85
BTN wins $19.85
(Rake: $2.05)

Bad beat - If you're going to short stack on me then...

Take this bad beat:

Full Tilt Poker $0.25/$0.50 No Limit Hold'em - 9 players
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SB: $122.55
BB: $54.90
UTG: $50.00
Hero (UTG+1): $50.90
UTG+2: $59.05
MP1: $96.05
MP2: $118.15
CO: $10.35
BTN: $55.95

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is UTG+1 with 2h 2c
1 fold, Hero raises to $1.25, 3 folds, CO calls $1.25, 2 folds, BB calls $0.75

Flop: ($4.00) Jh 6s 2s (3 players)
BB checks, Hero requests TIME, Hero bets $2.25, CO raises to $9.10 all in, BB folds, Hero calls $6.85

Turn: ($22.20) Th (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: ($22.20) 2d (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $22.20
Hero shows 2h 2c (four of a kind, Twos)
CO shows 6d 6c (a full house, Sixes full of Twos)
Hero wins $21.10
(Rake: $1.10)

Brag #2 - Knocking out 5 people in one hand

It's always cool to knock people out of tournaments.  How cool is it when you can knock 5 out of 9 players out with the same hand?  Knocking 5 people out at once after the flop. No clue what the BB was doing in this hand.

Bad Beat #7 - Boat bested by Straight Flush

Full Tilt Poker $0.50/$1 No Limit Hold'em - 9 players
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BB: $100.00
UTG: $105.60
UTG+1: $51.50
UTG+2: $46.60
MP1: $68.00
Hero (MP2): $100.00
CO: $80.40
BTN: $101.50
SB: $101.60

Pre Flop: ($1.50) Hero is MP2 with 6h 6c
2 folds, UTG+2 raises to $2, 1 fold, Hero calls $2, CO calls $2, 1 fold, SB calls $1.50, BB calls $1

Flop: ($10.00) Jd 6s Qd (5 players)
SB checks, BB checks, UTG+2 checks, Hero bets $6.50, CO calls $6.50, SB raises to $21, BB folds, UTG+2 folds, Hero requests TIME, Hero calls $14.50, CO folds

Turn: ($58.50) 8d (2 players)
SB bets $30, Hero calls $30

River: ($118.50) 8c (2 players)
SB bets $48.60 all in, Hero calls $47 all in

Final Pot: $212.50
Hero mucks 6h 6c - I need to start folding those rivered boats.  Clearly, I was beat on the river!
SB shows 9d Td (a straight flush, Queen high) - Face palm
SB wins $209.50
(Rake: $3.00)

Bad Beat #6 - Set beat by running quads

A table I bore witness to:
 
Full Tilt Poker $0.50/$1 No Limit Hold'em - 9 players
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MP1: $47.25
MP2: $100.00
CO: $103.40
BTN: $101.55
SB: $41.35
BB: $84.70
UTG: $95.00
Hero (UTG+1): $212.85
UTG+2: $142.10

Pre Flop: ($1.50) Hero is UTG+1 with 4c 2s
UTG calls $1, 2 folds, MP1 raises to $5, MP2 calls $5, 5 folds

Flop: ($12.50) 5c 6h Jd (2 players)
MP1 bets $42.25 all in, MP2 calls $42.25

Turn: ($97.00) Ac (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: ($97.00) Ad (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $97.00
MP1 shows As Ah (four of a kind, Aces) - Bad enough to hit your two outter on the turn, but seriously?  A one outter on the river?
MP2 shows Js Jh (a full house, Jacks full of Aces)
MP1 wins $94.00
(Rake: $3.00)